Had to laugh. Just saw a blurb for a Maher segment where he wonders what would happen if Jesus ran for president on the Republican ticket.

I've been saying for years that if Jesus showed up in NYC at 9 a.m., he would have been murdered by conservative Christians by noon for his socialist teachings. You know, the way they murder doctors who perform abortions because God (or someone disguised as God) told them to.

And I apologize. I stole that disguised as God bit from John Lennon from an interview of the Beatles about 30 years ago. Jeez, where was that? I think it was Playboy Magazine.